silk101:

if i’m still alive by 25 i will be seriously impressed with myself

I reblogged this years ago. I made it to 25.

hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

confirmance:

women’s shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men’s shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN